My Wisconsin accent has gotten thick. I have never noticed such prominent vowels climbing out of my mouth as I have in the past few months. I sound like John Candy from Home Alone. I sound like Mrs. Generic. It’s kind of awesome, and kind of sad. It’s a sad/awesome smoothie, blended together with coconut milk. It’s probably time to rein it in.
Me, soon, inevitably.


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My dear Kit,
Do not fret over your accent. Alas, we are in Wisconsin and there is no getting around it. Just speak naturally, and if you happen to have a slight accent, it’s all good baby! Maybe in a few years the Wisconsin accent will be hot, like how Australian accents are hot now, eh?
haha, girl ain’t frettin’… the wisconsin accent is already hot!